Footnotes Studio

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: short for "as fuck" can be added at the end of any word or senence to add emphasis, even if it makes no sense; does not mean auto focus
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the buffer between reality and a good night; has been known to make people more attractive and make obviously stupid ideas seem like good sense
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a discussion that occurs when a woman is right and continues until the man realises it
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: before anyone else; an affectionate term used for your significant other; someone who means the world to you
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: noise with dirt on
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: 'tis better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with a psycho
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a magical substance that turns "leave me alone or die" to "good morning"
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the place where you got tired of thinking
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: stressed spelled backwards; the only way to undo being stressed
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: suffering from vision, hearing and speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for pizza, possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobering
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a verb, believed to be a myth
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the ability to repeat ones's mistakes with ever increasing confidence; what you get when you don’t get what you want
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: an individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where and still make fucking sense
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: an attitude in a dress
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a state of irritability resulting from being hungry; hungry causing a negative change in emotional state; anger fuelled by hunger
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: where your wifi connects automatically
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a word used by boring people to describe fun people
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: an explanation of how to use something in a way that is only understood by the author
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a device used for everything except calling people
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: indication that the conversation is over
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: having beaten someone in an argument so thoroughly there is no chance of rebuttle against your impeccable logic
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: 1. the act of watching an entire season of a show in one sitting 2. a totally valid excuse for avoiding social obligations
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: I really don't care
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the annoying time between sleep and the internet
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: the brain's natural defence against the less intelligent
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: something you tell everybody to tell nobody
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a curve that can set so many things straight
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievemnets are stored
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: an appliance designed to eat socks
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped

Designed in San Francisco by Footnotes Studio

• Text on card: a silent scream for coffee
• Printed on soft, cotton-like textured stock manufactured carbon neutral from managed Forestry Sources
• Blank inside
• 148x105mm
• Kraft flecked recycled envelope
• Cellophane wrapped